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Starbucks' new cup sleeve says "Hail Satan"
SEATTLE - Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz proudly introduced the new Starbucks cup sleeve at a media presser.


Schultz told the media that he's a proud supporter of the devil and urges people to do the same. In an effort to spread awareness and to campaign for a new world religion, Starbucks will roll out the new "Hail Satan" cup sleeve for all Starbucks branches in December 2015.

Filipinos who were ecstatic to collect the new Starbucks planners were shocked by the revelation. Philippines, a country filled mostly with Catholics, will not welcome the new cup sleeve style according to experts.

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37 comments
  1. Maarte lang kayo. I'm a Catholic but I'll still buy Starbucks for those planners. More for me then. Peace!

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    1. Sabihin nalang nating ayaw lang talaga namin kay satanas. Hindi kami maarte, mas okay nang umiwas kesa mahuli ang lahat. It's our own choice.

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    2. Satan > God. What has God done to benefit us humans? NOTHING!

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    3. You're claiming you are a Catholic but not living a Catholic life. Shame! Para Lang sa planner.

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    4. How come that satan is greater than GOD!

      Read your BIBLE Brother!

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    5. lahat ng ginagawa natin dito sa mundo na laban sa ating Poong Lumikha ay may hangganan at kaparusahan balang araw. Matakot ka kapatid!

      Read the Bible para maliwanagan ka.

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    6. This just really proves that Jesus is coming soon! There are many Anti-Christ in this world that are proud, but we Christians must take a stand on what we believe. We have faith and we are not ashamed. Win souls and make disciples. To God be all the glory.

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    7. look at the goats nose, it looks like a bell.xD

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    8. GOATS BELL right in the nose..

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    9. maarte kau kape starbucks pa....yabang lng yan..kape ko tae ng musang langg

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  2. All hail the morning star, the light bringer! All hail!

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  3. Pots Satan > God. What has God done to benefit us humans? NOTHING!
    Replies : Your fucking alive and breathing and can post useless comment .

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    1. Post:Satan > God. What has God done to benefit us humans? NOTHING!
      Replies: you are anti-Christ and son of satan..go to hell!

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  4. What benefit Satan has done to humans? Nothing but harm.

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    1. He gave us intelligence by tricking Eve into eating the fruit of knowledge. Otherwise, we'd still be wild animals, too ignorant to even know right from wrong. Hail Satan! Idol!Rebel4Lyf!

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  5. Better not buy starbucks anymore. Just because of those planners you still wanted to buy starbucks coffee. Are you really a real Christian?

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  6. Bold move. I love starbucks' coffee, but because of this news, I can't patronize starbucks anymore. Shame it goes against what i believe in.

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  7. I will buy the planner in cash! I don't want to drink with Satan's cup! That's terrible.

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  8. Hope it wont be in Philippines.. God bless Philippines..

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  9. UTZ Certified coffee are doing good for the farmers. They are better tasting than S-bucks. Vietnam weasel coffee is the best! So light and so smooth no dugar or cream needed.

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    1. best comment ever!

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    2. uhhmm, what's a dugar?

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    3. Dugar is the essence of cat pee. It makes the coffee taste delicious.

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  10. Oh no ! May the Lord in Heaven touch the heart of the man who made this. This is not good. Against in our belief. Remember, ang gaba dili mag saba ! Godbless Philippines !

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  11. Oh no ! May Jesus forgive those people who made this. So sad that there are few people who believe God nowadays. Godbless Philippines !

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  12. In the name of Jesus Christ, cast all evils and satans followers away forever.

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  13. I will not be purchasing coffee now that the "Hail Satan" cups are coming in December. I am a Christian, and am unable to continue to support Starbucks.

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  14. Ang kay satanas ay tumatangkilik ng mga nsa ng diablo. At ang sa Dios ay gumagawa ng nasa ng Dios.Ang masama ay lalong nagpapakasama.. at ang mabuti ay gumagawang may kabanalan.

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  15. How can satan is bigger & greater than GOD! There is none in the BIBLE that satan wins over GOD. Nothing at all. Coz even death did not conquer our GOD instead GOD conquer death. Read The BIBLE..

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    1. How can is was not that very no be the same you is always?

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  16. This article kinda proves that religious people are usually idiots. XD Ang daling maniwala.

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